Came across this oke parked like a prick outside the Eskom Offices in Rivonia. Obviously the “CDI” stands for “c*nt driver inside”

And this a-hole I photographed at Atholl Square in Sandton. The picture doesn’t do this moron’s inability to park any justice – but just look how far his back wheel is over the line:

Onthou maats, as iemand soos 'n poes parkeer, is die kans groot dat hy soos een sal bestuur ook...